October 3, 2025

Trump is the Baby Balloon enabled, unleashed, and unrestrained, By Hal M. Brown

 


The skin is the largest human organ

Look up Trump and thin skinned and you will find how many people, including his psychologist cousin Mary Trump, have described his, metaphorically, as extremely thin skinned.

Clicking above will enlarge the image. You can look up the articles yourself.

Trump had to endure a number of abrasions to his thin skin in recent years. He had to sit through the Correspondent’s Dinner where he was roundly roasted by Barack Obama. He also had to sit through the entire E. Jean Carroll trial (but at least he got a useful mug shot photo out of this). And he had to suffer the indignation of the Russia election meddling probe which suggested he needed their help to be the winner he has all of his self-esteem invested in claiming to be. 

I think one thing that got to him more than may be obvious is the famous Baby Balloon. (See Wikipedia where the entry about it is part of their series about him.)

I can’t find an estimate of how many mini-versions of the balloon were sold. Let’s say it was a lot and Trump couldn’t have been pleased about this. This is from this TPM 2018 article:

Here’s another:

I have no doubt Trump was well aware of the balloons and, as someone who has had great success marketing himself, he no doubt was cognizant that people were making money mocking him with a decidedly unflattering depiction of him in a diaper.

What is open to speculation is whether this got to him in a deeper way, in a way he wasn’t consciously aware of. Harsh and punitive toilet training is often considered by experts to be detremential to healthy personality development. Here’s a Google search.

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Whether one wants to take a Freudian view or not, it is clear that being depicted as a tantrum throwing baby, not only with large helium filled balloons which make the news, but with smaller balloons at protests (sold for as little as $10 on Amazon) has to get to him at some level. 

He fancies himself the master of the insult, so if he see himself being called “Diaper Don” if he’s honest with himself he’d recognize that this is a damn good one. I think it is far better than Shifty Shift, Pocahontas, Ron DeSanctimonious, Kamabla, and even Sleepy Joe (See the entire list here and judge for yourself.) In fact, I think it is one of the best insulting nicknames for any politician since Tricky Dick.

What the country is being subjected to now is this mentally warped leader acting like a anally impaired fixated baby having tantrums unleashing his rage. His target isn’t his parents. It is enemies, whether real people like James Comey, random brown skinned people, women in general, poor people, or unfortunate possible drug smugglers in speed boats. 

Addendum:

This is unrelated to this particular Substack, but Sabrina Haake brought it to my attention as worth sharing. I agree:

I have often referenced quotes from Sun Tzu as he does. 

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October 2, 2025

I was going to write about the MAGA uproar and ICE threats about Bad Bunny and the Superbowl, but then I saw Melania Trump's AI post on X, By Hal M. Brown

 

I looked at HUFFPOST this morning and saw the articles above about Bad Bunny and the Super Bowl.

I decided that I’d take a break from writing about Trump’s “take as few prisioners as possible” blitzkrieg, or his unhingedness, and address how ridiculous their bothering with the culture war is. I mean, I never heard of Bad Bunny and I was curious enough to find some YouTubes of him. I am sure I am not alone.

Here’s his YouTube channel: 

Then, also looking at HUFFPOST I saw this:

This prompted me to go to Perchance AI and ask for images of Melania Trump crying and then I used them in this reply to her post on X.

I even posted it as a comment to the HUFFPOST article:

I also used AI to make the top illustration for this Substack.

I admit that I’d like it if one of my posts on X or Bluesky was picked up and amplified on one or another the websites which features social media posts in one of their articles. Both HUFFPOST and RawStory do this. Not that I am starving for recognition beyond my miniscule pressence on Substack (insert humility emoji)… 

Getting serious, I wondered whether Project 2025 addresed woke and the culture war so I asked AI. This is the answer I got:

Yes, Project 2025 includes proposals that address issues related to the culture war, emphasizing a conservative agenda that opposes “woke” policies. It advocates for a broader implementation of conservative values across various sectors of government, reflecting a focus on cultural issues.

I found this in this long article about Project 2025:

In calling for a return to the “biblically based, social science-reinforced definition of marriage and family” (page 481), an end to all forms of “woke propaganda” (page 9) and the jailing of pornographers (page 5), Project 2025 is clear in its intention to make the federal government a combatant in the culture war.

I also found this is in  “Voters Are Tired of the “War on Woke” from June 2024.

Of course Biden dropped out, Kamala ran and was, if anything, even more woke than him, and she lost. Between June of 2024 Trump added anti-trans to his campaign train of grievances and this may actually have swayed a few votes. He created some delusional demon called DEI. He went anti-woke bigly. 

He’s president/dictator, possibly for the rest of his life, so the question remains as to why he and his minions are bothering with the woke war.

I will venture an answer. I think it is for a similar reason as mine for using AI to make the images of Melania. I think it is because it is fun to be malicious at times. For me it is a way to express my sense of helplessness through mockery. For them I think it is because they get pleasure out of kicking those they feel are already down.

Related:

I didn’t know the following:

I was looking up top Spotify streams and number one is Taylor Swift. Number two is Bad Bunny.

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October 1, 2025

Leave it to my friend Sabrina Haake to write the best article about what Trump is doing to my city of Portland. This also led me to register on the local Sinclair station so I could post a link to her Substack there.

 


I won’t even try to write about what Trump is doing to my city of Portland since Sabrina Haake, who I count as one of my “met online but yet to meet in person” friends, did it (here) instead. She did it far better than I could. 

She begins to address the Portland “problem” as follows:

Oregon, home of the imaginary ‘Antifa,’ mocks Trump’s false narrative

Pursuing these directives, Trump threatened to invade Portland, Oregon, where green hair and Kombucha kiosks scream “Antifa” to the MAGA faithful. Incensed by the spectacle of nose rings and flannel, Trump posted that he had authorized federal troops to protect “War ravaged Portland” with “Full Force, if necessary,” because Oregon’s ICE Facilities are “under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists.”

What I do want to share is my comment to her, fleshed out with the images I couldn’t post because Substack won’t allow this in comments.

Hal Brown commented to Sabrina:

Thanks for highlighting Portland, Sabrina. As you know I live just outside downtown in a suburb. For your readers who want to follow our local news here are the three local Portland news websites I look at every day: 

https://www.koin.com

https://www.kgw.com

and 

https://www.opb.org

... I don’t look at 

https://katu.com

because it is the Sinclair station and unlike the other three it’s main story is “At least 4 arrested by federal officers outside Portland’s ICE facility as tensions flare” obviously meant to support Trump’s false narrative. As featured article the other stations have “‘Oregon has no choice’: New SNAP requirements will impact over 313K residents”, “Oregon braces for government shutdown after deadline passes without a deal: ‘Many people will be harmed’ as top stories,” and on OPB “Portland troop deployment expected to cost at least $3.8 million.”

You can read the KATU story about the ICE headquarters arrests here: https://katu.com/news/local/arrests-by-federal-officers-outside-portlands-ice-facility-president-donald-trump-authorization-oregon-national-guard

You can watch the six minute broadcast video here:

Most of the comments are supportive of Trump which is no surprise since this is a Sinclair station but I suggest you check out the comment by HMStressline (which is me). I took the time to open an account there just so I could post a comment suggesting people read this Substack with an active link. You can see what I posted without going to KATU by clicking my BlueSky post here (it looks cool): 

This is how my comment looks:

Here are some of the other comments:

I will give KATU credit for at least having a comment section. This fact alone may lead me to checking it out. I may want to add my liberal two cents to their articles. I may even come out of hiding behind PDXStressline and reveal who I really am by posting links to some of my own Substacks from an enemy camp.

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Trump is the Baby Balloon enabled, unleashed, and unrestrained, By Hal M. Brown

  The  skin is the largest human organ .  Look up Trump and thin skinned and you will find how many people, including his psychologist cou...